Monday, January 24, 2011

Are You A Barkaholic? Never Fear, Daisy's Here With A Questionnaire Fur You!

Remember me? I am Dr. Daisy, the Official Barkaholics Counselor of Blogville and I am here to counsel every dog who just can't kick the habit of barking at the wrong time and at the wrong place

I hope you know what those wrong barking times are but as a courtesy to my peeps of Blogville I will remind you that barking is prohibited in ....

  •  the wee hours of the morning or else you could wind up in the dog house 
  • the late evening especially when the moon is full (see visual aid above for reference)
And I hope you remember that it is not nice to bark at ....
  • mailmen because they are the guys who bring us gifts, free of charge
  • squirrels because it's not their fault that they don't have to wear collars when they are outdoors
  • cats or dogs who are only standing in front of your house to admire it and aren't looking to move in with you
  • bunnies, especially Frankie's pals, Charcoal and Charcoal
  • your humans because you don't want to bark at the hands that feed you

Sooo.....if you are one of those people who can't kick the habit of barking at the wrong time or place the Official Barkaholics Counselor of Blogville is here to help and it all starts with YOU! Just fill out as many of the answers to the questions above and then pee-mail it back to me (and please send barking evidence pictures too) and then I will put you and your answers on my bloggie! Sounds fun embarrassing helpful, right?


  1. Awww Dr Daisy you are so clever and very helpful too!! Doggies are so lucky to have you to turn to when they need a gorgeous floppy ear to listen to them!! Take care

  2. I want to fill out the form for Dakota but where do we "pee mail" it back to????

  3. Uh... the dogs among us might be barkoholics! We will answer this survey and get back to you!

  4. Oh Daisy, you has no idea how much my mum appreciates long as you can help. I has a problem withs barking and you will has a feild day withs me or you could end up at a therapists office. I am so gonna do your thingamabob and I has your addy so I'll send it back to you. I thinks I may even do a post bouts it.


  5. Dear Daisy,
    I hope you can help me with my problem. I will fill out your survey and pee mail it soon.

  6. Oh boy! I is so excited that sooo many furends are signing up to get some counseling with me, Dr. Daisy of Blogville! After you complete the form I will give you my pawfessional diagnosis and recommend either private counseling, group therapy, or a jaunt at the Barky Forward clinic.

    You can pee-mail the form to me pawsonally at COONHOUNDDAISYatYAHOOdotCOM or to my mom at misskitty32504(AT)yahoo(DOT)com....okeedokee?

  7. OH DEAR... Puddles is all over this one... I hope that you counsel fur MORE than JUST Barking. I'm just sayin.

    I am gonna make sure that our Chief of Police gets wind/sniff of this too!!! Trust me... he is in sore need of your help!!!

  8. Are you sure barking at the Mailman constitutes a problem? Just asking for a friend.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

  9. My name is Pocket and I am a barkaholic, and a poopaholic,and a tennisballaholic. I have a lot of problems.

  10. Ummmm...Foley? Do you have health insurance? Just asking beclaws I don't know if my counseling is service covers poopaholics and tennisballaholics. I can check with my colleagues and get back to you on that but in the meantime let's just work on one issue first....barking...and then maybe the other issues will go away on their own? Just sayin!

  11. Thank goodness! I NEED help! I will be filling this out very soon.

    Your pal, Pip

  12. Sign my sister up! Can you teach an old dog new tricks?


    We need all the serenity, wisdom and courage we can get!


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