As the Official Barkaholics Counselor of Blogville I just want to take a few moments to officially thank Mayor Frankie Furter for approving my very important Blogville cabinet post. Without the mayor's support, the Barkaholics would not have me to lean on when you are tempted to bark at ....
the neighbors,
the mailmen,
the squirrels,
the bunnies (especially Charcoal and Charcoal),
OR
the cats.
the cats.
So, as a service to all of the Barkaholics I am available 24/7 by phone (1-800-NO-BARK) if you need to *ahem* bark.
coonhounddaisy(AT)yahoo(dot)com
(yup, this is a bonafide e-mail address!)
(yup, this is a bonafide e-mail address!)
Or request a questionnaire by leaving a comment below (with your e-mail address too)
Remember, your Official Barkaholics Counselor is here to lend a helping paw!
Your Friendly Counselor,
Daisy
Is there a meowaholics? I have some friends I could recommend for that type of counseling. HEE HEE... Not naming names...
ReplyDeletepawhugs, Max
Awwww lovely Daisy!! You make a great counsellor!! May the barking begin!! Take care
ReplyDeletex
Congrats, cutie!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShould we ever develop barks, we will definitely seek your counseling. :)
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Uh-oh. You caught me! Bark, bark, bark.....
ReplyDeleteWhat's all da barkin abouts? You means I'm supposed to be barkins at da mailman? Oops, I's in trouble!
ReplyDeleteAiiiiiiiiieeeeeee.... DAISY girrrl.. Please go in and EDIT this POST you need to fix that Email addy to look like this coonhounddaisy(AT)yahoo(DOT)net to PREVENT getting SPAMMED AND SCAMMED AND STUFFS !!!!
ReplyDeleteNow about your counseling service... I am sure your daily planner is gonna FILL UP QUICK...
I just KNOW fur a fact that there are like 87 million of us who need this valuable service.
Ah, that's a great service to offer, Daisy. I'm not a big barker myself and Franklin is really only a social barker, but I know many doggies who have had terrible problems because they have no control over their barking. Neighbors complain and then complain some more. When Animal Control comes knocking at the door you know you've hit bottom and simply must make changes or...well, we won't even go there. Thank you for this great public service.
ReplyDeleteWhat a perfect position for you Daisy!! Good luck getting new clients. They will be lucky to have you
ReplyDeleteUh oh...I know a certain Cattle Dog in need of your services, Daisy! This particular Cattle Dog that happens to be near and dear to me barks at the doorbell, a knock on the door, the mailman, the UPS man, any person or animal that walks in front of our house, other dogs that are outside barking... Basically a major barkaholic. Oh boy, I can see you'll have a lucrative service here, Daisy!
ReplyDeleteElyse (and the unnamed Riley)
Congrats on your post
ReplyDeleteI have taken your number and pee-mail, I just might have to get in touch, see I have a problem with accordion players! just can't help myself. I have also found myself barking when dads trying to sing, well I think any dog would bark at that!!
See Yea George xxx
Great badge. We know you'll go a barkin' good job.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
Kendra is beyond help and won't admit she has a problem anyway.
Do you ever work with coyote barkaholics? We have a group that barks and yips outside our windows almost every night...
ReplyDeleteNo matter what my neighbors say, I do not, I repeat, I do not have trouble with barking! Thanks for the offer anyway. Luv your blog!
ReplyDeleteGoooood Girrrrrrl... I just checked back in to be sure you had your thingy fixed. Whew.
ReplyDeleteI know Spam is supposed to be the favorite meat in Hawaii... butt my mom keeps sayin.. that we can't let the YapStop puter have any of it. hehehe
PeeS... I put your email thingy up on my post fur tomorrow... I hope you get Tons of "clients". BaaaaaWaaaah!!!
My sister Stanzie could use your help...she has a big mouth!! Haha
ReplyDeleteWyatt
Dear Blogville Residents,
ReplyDeleteIt's me, your friendly Barkaholics Counselor, and I am here to tell you that I am working on a Barkaholic Questionnaire that I will send to anyone who is brave enough to admit he/she has a barking problem. As soon as the questionnaire is ready,the healing will begin! In the meantime, I am available by pee-mail and right here on my bloggie! Remember, I am here for you, paws down!
Daisy
My name is Pip and I have serious barking issues. I will gladly fill out your questionnaire - I need help!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
OMG my Sheltie (Dakota) needs to get some of your barking counseling!!
ReplyDeleteHe is a "barking machine!!"
cgittleman at mi dot rr dot com
Our humans think we are barkaholic but isn't that the way we communicate?!
ReplyDeleteDo you offer any help for cats? hair ballers anonymous perhaps? I know a feline in need…
ReplyDeleteWoof.....Woof......Woof (If wee's refrain from saying Woof, what is we supposed to say?)
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Cool badge
ReplyDeleteSnuggles,
Benny & Lily
I've just popped back to say thanks for putting a link to FG that's reel good of you.
ReplyDeleteSee Yea George xxx