Who Can Resist A Little Italian?

Hi there! 

My name is Joey and I hope you can tell by my smile that I am very pleased to meet you today! My pet sitter says that my favorite activity is smiling and I think she's right because I just can't seem to stop showing my floppy tongue and my 5-tooth smile to everyone I meet! Lots of "dog people" smile right back but sometimes their smile turns into a .....

laugh because they think my head is much too small for my chubby  chunky body and I don't understand where they're coming from, do you? Since I am part Italian, all I've gotta say is that I like looking like my favorite food of all...the Italian sausage...and the ladies aren't complaining about my physique either.....so there!

And speaking of ladies who find me irresistable, my newest gal pal, Daisy, could not get away from me resist my passionate kisses until....

I heard my pet sitter's footsteps getting closer and closer to us! Yikes! I was so afraid she would disapprove of me kissing HER dog on the first date that I trotted over to my pillow and pretended I was the gentleman that she believes me to be. Do you think I look innocent, everybuddy?

Of course I look innocent, sillies! Why else do you think I am standing here looking up at my pet sitter with that hungry look in my eyes?