I just hate it when my human packs her suitcase because it means that I will be subjected to a visit from my cat sitter, Miss April, who has tried to befriend me for three whole years and she's still trying, poor girl. What she doesn't realize is that Willow is not interested in making friends with anyone other than my human and
Annie but only IF I am in a good mood which is rare, by the way.
So because my pet sitter was so clueless obstinate stupid determined to befriend me she pulled out my most hated toy, Mr. Short Stuff, out of the basket and led him to my water bowl. Hello! Mr. Short Stuff isn't real! Get a clue, Miss April!
Errr....I take that back, Miss April! This little guy has racing paws that just keep going and going and
going! Where does he get all of that energy, anyway? If I were a betting girl, I'd swear he was running on alkaline or lithium or something else more powerful than me!
So I outsmarted him by jumping up to my tower of pillows where Mr. Short Stuff couldn't reach me but those short legs of his carried him all the way up to my bed anyway!
What should I do now? I don't dare swat him because he could bite me. Running away won't help because he's sure to find me. Hissing won't work because he'll just bark right back. If you ask me, I don't have any other choice but to let him be my friend. Who knows? He just might be the purrfect friend, thanks to Miss April!
Aww... I'm not sure about new two-leggers either but after three YEARS... maybe you should give Miss April a chance? BOL! Friends aren't so bad! In fact, they're pretty nice. And I know Miss April would be one of the bestest!
ReplyDeleteWags,
Zona
Sounds like Mr Short Stuff will soon become a snuggle buddy!!
ReplyDeletehaha, sounds like mr. short stuff is kind of pesky.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with making furiends with that cute guy that keeps following you. Give him a chance, you might just find out you like him:)
ReplyDeleteWoos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Hoomie Melissa got one of those battery operated toys before. It was a kitty. It walked real strange & sometimes it would do the moon walk. It chirped too. Kitty toy & I played bitey face for a bit but then we started getting a wittle ruff & then...I killed it. BOL! Didn't mean to tho. TEE HEE
ReplyDeleteI've met his pal the enegizer bunny, just let him run, he will eventually fall asleep!
ReplyDeleteThat is one very cute friend! Mr Short Stuff:)
ReplyDeletePersistence pays, or so I've been told years back my one of my teachers. Mr Short Stuff must have had the same teacher.
ReplyDeleteEveryone have a great day, and enjoy Spring. It has sprung here in the SouthWoods.
Ya'll come see.
You could always sneak into da hooman's suitcase and goes along wit hers. BOL
ReplyDeleteThose per sitters are real joksters. That toy is like a monster. Wait til mom finds out she was teasing you
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Just ignore him, maybe he will go away.
ReplyDeleteYour pal,Pip
You have a very nice friend there!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww Mr Short Stuff is so cute!!!! Awwww me and Charlie hope he becomes your bestest ever friend!! yay! take care
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Hello theres!
ReplyDeleteI finally got off my pillow tower to check all of your notes and I have to admit that you are probably right that I should at least try to become furends with my pet sitter. After all, it has been 3 years and she has been doing her duties over here BUT now I'm not so sure what to think of her latest prank involving Mr. Short Stuff! I am going to ponder about her and my chihuahua "buddy" and get back to you with a verdict.
xoxo...Willow
You finally surrendered! Nice Kitty :)
ReplyDeleteWags,
Maddy and Owen
this was a really good post but I gotta tell ya my friend, that "Mr.Short Stuff" would get on my nerves......realllll quick! Kitties don't want stuffed dogs (or real ones for that matter!) chasing us!
ReplyDeleteLove, your pal, Cody