Sunday, January 16, 2011

Daisy: Your Official Barkaholics Counselor Of Blogville




 As the Official Barkaholics Counselor of Blogville I just want to take a few moments to officially thank Mayor Frankie Furter for approving my very important Blogville cabinet post. Without the mayor's support, the Barkaholics would not have me to lean on when you are tempted to bark at .... 

                                                            the  neighbors, 
                                                                 the mailmen, 

                       the squirrels,

 the bunnies (especially Charcoal and Charcoal),

                     OR 
                       
                 the cats.

                                                    So, as a service to all of the Barkaholics I am available 24/7 by phone (1-800-NO-BARK) if you need to *ahem* bark. 

As an added service, I am available for private counseling FREE OF CHARGE but you must first fill out a questionnaire along with a 1 or 2 pictures of  your barking self before making an appointment. Soooooo if you are willing to admit you have a problem then please request a questionnaire by e-mailing me at :

              coonhounddaisy(AT)yahoo(dot)com      
(yup, this is a bonafide e-mail address!)

Or request a questionnaire by leaving a comment below (with your e-mail address too)

Remember, your Official Barkaholics Counselor is here to lend a helping paw!

                     Your Friendly Counselor, 
                     Daisy





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23 comments:

  1. HH and The BoysSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Is there a meowaholics? I have some friends I could recommend for that type of counseling. HEE HEE... Not naming names...

    pawhugs, Max

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  2. Old KittySunday, 16 January, 2011

    Awwww lovely Daisy!! You make a great counsellor!! May the barking begin!! Take care
    x

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  3. SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly SierraSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Congrats, cutie!!!!!!!!!

    Should we ever develop barks, we will definitely seek your counseling. :)

    xxxxxxxxx

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  4. SageSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Uh-oh. You caught me! Bark, bark, bark.....

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  5. Marianne PyshSunday, 16 January, 2011

    What's all da barkin abouts? You means I'm supposed to be barkins at da mailman? Oops, I's in trouble!

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  6. Frankie Furter and ErnieSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeee.... DAISY girrrl.. Please go in and EDIT this POST you need to fix that Email addy to look like this coonhounddaisy(AT)yahoo(DOT)net to PREVENT getting SPAMMED AND SCAMMED AND STUFFS !!!!

    Now about your counseling service... I am sure your daily planner is gonna FILL UP QUICK...
    I just KNOW fur a fact that there are like 87 million of us who need this valuable service.

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  7. Lola and also Franklin, tooSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Ah, that's a great service to offer, Daisy. I'm not a big barker myself and Franklin is really only a social barker, but I know many doggies who have had terrible problems because they have no control over their barking. Neighbors complain and then complain some more. When Animal Control comes knocking at the door you know you've hit bottom and simply must make changes or...well, we won't even go there. Thank you for this great public service.

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  8. AnonymousSunday, 16 January, 2011

    What a perfect position for you Daisy!! Good luck getting new clients. They will be lucky to have you

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  9. AnonymousSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Uh oh...I know a certain Cattle Dog in need of your services, Daisy! This particular Cattle Dog that happens to be near and dear to me barks at the doorbell, a knock on the door, the mailman, the UPS man, any person or animal that walks in front of our house, other dogs that are outside barking... Basically a major barkaholic. Oh boy, I can see you'll have a lucrative service here, Daisy!

    Elyse (and the unnamed Riley)

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  10. George The LadSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Congrats on your post
    I have taken your number and pee-mail, I just might have to get in touch, see I have a problem with accordion players! just can't help myself. I have also found myself barking when dads trying to sing, well I think any dog would bark at that!!
    See Yea George xxx

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  11. Bella Roxy & MacduiSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Great badge. We know you'll go a barkin' good job.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

    Kendra is beyond help and won't admit she has a problem anyway.

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  12. KBSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Do you ever work with coyote barkaholics? We have a group that barks and yips outside our windows almost every night...

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  13. AnonymousSunday, 16 January, 2011

    No matter what my neighbors say, I do not, I repeat, I do not have trouble with barking! Thanks for the offer anyway. Luv your blog!

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  14. Frankie Furter and ErnieSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Goooood Girrrrrrl... I just checked back in to be sure you had your thingy fixed. Whew.
    I know Spam is supposed to be the favorite meat in Hawaii... butt my mom keeps sayin.. that we can't let the YapStop puter have any of it. hehehe
    PeeS... I put your email thingy up on my post fur tomorrow... I hope you get Tons of "clients". BaaaaaWaaaah!!!

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  15. WyattSunday, 16 January, 2011

    My sister Stanzie could use your help...she has a big mouth!! Haha

    Wyatt

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  16. the teacher's petsSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Dear Blogville Residents,
    It's me, your friendly Barkaholics Counselor, and I am here to tell you that I am working on a Barkaholic Questionnaire that I will send to anyone who is brave enough to admit he/she has a barking problem. As soon as the questionnaire is ready,the healing will begin! In the meantime, I am available by pee-mail and right here on my bloggie! Remember, I am here for you, paws down!
    Daisy

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  17. The Daily Pip Sunday, 16 January, 2011

    My name is Pip and I have serious barking issues. I will gladly fill out your questionnaire - I need help!

    Your pal, Pip

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  18. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenSunday, 16 January, 2011

    OMG my Sheltie (Dakota) needs to get some of your barking counseling!!

    He is a "barking machine!!"

    cgittleman at mi dot rr dot com

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  19. Diana ChiewSunday, 16 January, 2011

    Our humans think we are barkaholic but isn't that the way we communicate?!

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  20. HilaryMonday, 17 January, 2011

    Do you offer any help for cats? hair ballers anonymous perhaps? I know a feline in need…

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  21. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and MomMonday, 17 January, 2011

    Woof.....Woof......Woof (If wee's refrain from saying Woof, what is we supposed to say?)

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  22. Two French BulldogsMonday, 17 January, 2011

    Hilarious! Cool badge
    Snuggles,
    Benny & Lily

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  23. George The LadMonday, 17 January, 2011

    I've just popped back to say thanks for putting a link to FG that's reel good of you.
    See Yea George xxx

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