While standing in Emma and Delainey's yard today I had a standoff (get it?) with my mom because she barely mentioned my 2 month hip surgery anniversary date in yesterday's post and instead she talked about her MINOR knee surgery! Please! My hip surgery was much more dramatic than hers and therefore the 18th of every month should be dedicated to yours truly. Am I right? Or am I right? So this is how our conversation went down today:
Mom: Daisy, why won't you look at me today?
Daisy: Because you only mentioned my two month hip surgery anniversary in ONE sentence in yesterday's post! I'm hurt (get it?)!
Mom: In my defense, I was in a lot of pain yesterday so you're lucky I mentioned you at all. Besides, you got plenty of attention for TWO MONTHS. Your mom deserves at least ONE DAY of sympathy!
Daisy: You're right. One day is far less than 60 days of sympathy but could you please extend the sympathy card to 61 days by updating everyone about my progress?
Mom: I'm kinda tired today, Daisy, so why don't you do the honors instead?
Daisy: Pawsome! So, my friends, here I am showing Emma and Delainey that I can easily walk down the stairs,
be outstanding in the field (get it?), and
most importantly, run!
Mom: Very nice job, Daisy! I'm sure your friends are happy for you BUT let's focus on ME tomorrow, okay?