April Finds Mr. Right At Last!

Since my slogan for my blog is "Life is a treat for a teacher and her pets!" I figured I could get away with blogging about my discovery of Mr. Right at a nearby drug store because, after all, finding Mr. Right is certainly a treat to brag about, right? 

So there I was at the the counter buying my run-of-the-mill items when I noticed Mr. Right as he lay by the credit card machine and I couldn't resist but take him home because he was almost everything I was looking for: quiet, well built, easy on the eyes, and 

very cheap. I couldn't believe that I could take him home for a mere $1.59 and then watch him

 grow up to full potential in a matter of 72 hours. A girl's dream come true, right? But with every relationship the honeymoon phase ended almost as quickly as it began because I had to face the reality that I couldn't live with a man who must stay in the water at all times or else he will shrink to the size of my thumb.

So, alas, the relationship was over but as Shakespeare once said, "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."