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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Breaking News! Famous Barkaholic Seeks Help From Renowned Counselor


According to pupperazzi reports, a certain dachshund has been keeping her neighbors awake at all hours of the night due to excessive barking and as a result, Puddle Duddles has been paw-cuffed and is awaiting trial in a very cold cell in an undisclosed location.  

Reportedly, Ms. Puddle Duddles has been restricted from all Cheeto's, beer, or contact the mayor, Mr. Frankie Furter, which has only caused significant stress and barking for the young lady. The jail has allowed Puddles to roam outdoors for 3 hours per day but barking ensues especially when squirrels are in sight.

Luckily, Dr. Daisy, the Official Barkaholics Counselor Of  Blogville stepped in and is willing to offer counseling fur her client, Ms. Puddle Duddles, on Friday, February 4th, and we hope, through counseling, that Ms. Puddle Duddles will be rehabilitated and set free soon.

Stay tuned for updates here on Channel 9-Paws  where we bring ONLY the best news pawsible!

22 comments:

  1. Ohhhhh, we can't wait! We'll be tuning in for everything! We notice that her hair is in an upswept "do" (notice the ear), so we wonder if maybe the do is too tight and causes excessive yelling. Or maybe it's just a girl thing. My Sam says all of us girls are non-stop talkers. Ha. What does he know. He's only a mancat.

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  2. Oh Puddles...we knew she was bad to the bone but we would have never thought she'd be in jail!! And cut off from Cheetos and beer!?!? Oh, the horror of it all! Please help her, Dr. Daisy!

    Elyse and Riley

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  3. Hey!! We know that Barkoholic! I think the Counselor definitely has her work cut out fur her with this situation!!!

    An intervention may be in order! heeheeheee

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  4. If Dr Daisy can rehabilitate Puddles.....she's a wonder dog....(don't let Dr D drink any Kool-aid or eat snacks made by Da P)

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

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  5. Back up the trolley! Puddles, I'm on my way to bust you out of there! I need my coach for race day. I'll run in, get you out and we'll be headed to our tropical work out spot again in no time!

    Bunny

    P.S. I do not believe that these charges are true for even one minute!

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  6. Do you think you can really help her? It's a big job!! Bwhahaha

    Wyatt

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  7. We can't wait to hear about her progress.:)

    Love,
    Teddy Bear

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  8. Oh law haw mercy, I gets myself in da darndest situations! Yep, da neighbors hate me but I ain't too crazy bout them eithers.

    Can I just have ONE cheetoe befores we start...or two?

    Puddles

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  9. Ruh roh, Miss Puddles is in for some tough love.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  10. Here's hoping Mx Puddles makes it through and quick.

    pawhugs, Max

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  11. What? Miss Puddles in jail fur flappin her yap?!!! Surely there's been some mistake ;)

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  12. Awwww amazing Dr Daisy!! Me and Charlie hope you help poor Ms Puddles!!!! Take care x

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  13. Oh Daisy.... Everyone is so lucky you took this difficult job! I can't for teh update!

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  14. Oh,no..no..no..not da Puddles! Puddles on Cheeto/Beer restriction?......you is going to unleash a deprived monster when all dis is done!

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  15. PeeeeeSSSSSSS.....in answer to your comment on our posty......yes...we has an 11-dog pack over heres. Most are rescues from bad situations but now dey is all happy as groundhogs who didn't sees dere shadows yesterday. Good ting we has a big house and lots of land to run and plays on. Jus' no SNOW!!!!

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  16. I'm thinkin this can only IMPROVE the quality of life fur ALL of Blogville. That girrrrl never sleeps!! Sooo neither can WE. We will all be most content.. well, maybe not Puddles... butt the rest of us will be.

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  17. Wow thought we were going to have to chip in for bail
    Benny & Lily

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  18. I have a special delievery of important stuff for Ms. Puddles, like toilet paper and tooth brush and doggie bowls (filled with beer and cheetos... shhhhhhh i'm totally sneaking them in).
    -Corbin

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  19. Hello! This is Dr. Daisy here and I hear that you want to bail Ms. Puddle Duddles out of jail (I'm a poet and I didn't know it, heehee) butt if you do that I will use my long coon hound legs to track her down! I can run really, really fast you know (even faster than Pip and Bunny), so beware!

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  20. Sounds like Dr. Daisy is going to cure her.

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  21. we will be waiting with bated doggie breath!

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