According to pupperazzi reports, a certain dachshund has been keeping her neighbors awake at all hours of the night due to excessive barking and as a result, Puddle Duddles has been paw-cuffed and is awaiting trial in a very cold cell in an undisclosed location.
Reportedly, Ms. Puddle Duddles has been restricted from all Cheeto's, beer, or contact the mayor, Mr. Frankie Furter, which has only caused significant stress and barking for the young lady. The jail has allowed Puddles to roam outdoors for 3 hours per day but barking ensues especially when squirrels are in sight.
Luckily, Dr. Daisy, the Official Barkaholics Counselor Of Blogville stepped in and is willing to offer counseling fur her client, Ms. Puddle Duddles, on Friday, February 4th, and we hope, through counseling, that Ms. Puddle Duddles will be rehabilitated and set free soon.
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