Okay, furends, I am standing as close as I can to the computer screen so that you can get a better view of my turtleneck sweater (Exhibit A) which is part of my Winter Fashion Show. Don't you think it brings out the dreaminess of my tiny brown eyes?
Before I go on with the show please know that I will be asking you if I look better in my sweater (Exhibit A) or in my jacket (Exhibit B) or both at the conclusion of my fashion show. I've had mixed reviews from my pet sitters but I would rather get straight answers from all of my furry friends instead...you understand, right?
And don't you think the length of the sweater makes me look like a lean, not-so-mean, staring machine?
And don't you think plaid makes me look so preppy and smart?
And for your considersation, please take a look at my new (Exhibit B) thermal Zack and Zoey jacket! It is roomy enough to layer a sweater, t-shirt, or vest underneath for added warmth.
And don't you think the black fleece collar adds inches to my already muscular chest?
And don't you think that a bright red jacket grabs the attention of everyone in the neighborhood?
So now that my fashion show is over could you put your votes on the table (and not under the table, please)? All you need to do is tell me if you think I look better in a sweater (Exhibit A) or a jacket (Exhibit B) or both! The results of the Winter Fashion Show will be posted Saturday morning (December 11th)!
Thank you for pawticipating,
Joey the Italian Greyhound