Hello there, furends! My name is Penny and I'm really looking forward to seeing my girl, April, in just a few minutes because I've been worried about her because her car got smooshed on Saturday and she is sad about that. Soooo.....I think she's going to need some cheering up and I know exactly how do it.
As soon as she gets here I am going to tilt my head to the side and say, "I missed you, girl!"
And then I'm going to show her my sad face and say, "I feels your pain, Miss April, but everything is going to be alright."
And then I'm going to show her my serious face and say, "I will take you for a walk but we are going to take it S-L-O-W fur today."
And when she's about to leave I will try not to cry and I will say, "Please rest up, take 2 aspirins, and I will see you in the morning!"